The Bloodhound Gang record's called 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' And on the front of the record there's a picture of a beer coaster So the record looks like a beer coaster Ho hoo hoo hoo That's some funny fuckin' shit…
Bloodhound Gang — Mama’s Boy
[Mother]: Hello Frank, [Jim:] Hello mother dear, [Mother:] Hi, what are you doin'?, [Jim:] I'm trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina, [Mother:] Oh, [Mother:] lima? Like lima beans, [Jim:] How about that, that teenage witch, Sabrina?, [Mother:]…
Bloodhound Gang — Farting With A Walkman On
I know you're gonna play when you get wind I heard you're full of shit so i've been duped again But if you cover your ass with the same old song You might as well be farting farting with a…
Bloodhound Gang — It’s Tricky
This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's…
Bloodhound Gang — Screwing You On The Beach At Night
Grrarrr! Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when This used my thong, I found and bedazzled with gems, Brushes ever so gently against some boobs... I guess, it's hard to believe that one man Could have a ponytail this sensitive…
Bloodhound Gang — No Hard Feelings
Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you…
Bloodhound Gang — Jackass
Jackass I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Jackass I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Obi-Wan meets Dolemite Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour These aren't the whores you're looking for Jackass If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed Steve…
Bloodhound Gang — You On The Beach At Night
Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems brushes ever so gently against some boobs. I guess it's hard to believe that one man could have a ponytail this sensitive and distract…
Bloodhound Gang — Along Comes Mary
Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary (Mary-Mary)…
Bloodhound Gang — Altogether Ooky
Caught you sniffing my boxers, Who the fuck does that at red lobster? Creepy like when Tom Cruise laughs, That's how your finger felt in my ass. I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with...…
Bloodhound Gang — Weekend
Alright crew, it's weekend Flat on your back like one, two, three 'Pon the mic I'm the teacher Spread my words like a preacher Cut the crap, Get a slap Drum'n'Bass's still on the map Drum'n'Bass's still on the map…
Bloodhound Gang — Disco Pogo
Die Atzen - Jimmy Pop We'll do it live! I brought a beat from Berlin A concussion from the Atzen There ain't no sitting this one out So rocking is your option I know those creeps who make whack beats…
Bloodhound Gang — I Hope You Die
You must die I alone am best. I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off And you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological…
Bloodhound Gang — Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog, Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg, Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God, Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,…
Bloodhound Gang — Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
- "Yea well I sing like an amputee though" - "Why?" - "Cause can't hold a note. Can't cary a tune" - "Knock knock mr. Rogers, It's mr. McFeelie. I've brought you a letter Speedy delivery" - "Well mr. McFeelie…
Bloodhound Gang — Hell Yeah
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now! We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit…
Bloodhound Gang — Magna Cum Nada
Why try? I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away 'cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been much better off as a…
Bloodhound Gang — The Bad Touch
Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other Very important differences Between human beings and animals That you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby, sweat baby Sex is a Texas…
Bloodhound Gang — Something Diabolical
Eventide rise for ritual With the thrill of a kill vengefully the engine will Roar forth steer the dead leave forced Driven by fear shift gears veer towards The foolishly equipped swift these Failed bids breathed taillights from the crypt…
Bloodhound Gang — I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter. My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm…